BAY VIEW'S  ALCHEMIST THEATRE

AUDITIONS WILL BE HELD DECEMBER 10TH FROM NOON TO SIX PM.

THOSE AUDITIONING WILL BE SEEN BY THE DIRECTORS OF ALL OF THE SHOWS LISTED BELOW.

HEADSHOTS AND RESUMES ARE HELPFUL BUT NOT REQUIRED.
TO  RESERVE A SPECIFIC TIME FOR REHEARSAL, PLEASE EMAIL:  [email protected]      AND REQUEST THE TIME THAT WORKS BEST FOR YOU.
WE'LL DO OUR BEST TO GET YOU CLOSE TO THAT REQUESTED TIME!

THE SHOWS:

REHEARSALS:  Feb 11 - March 8 (approx)

SHOWS: March 9, 10, 16, 17

Short, prepared monologue and/or a cappella song welcomed but not required.


Any ?:  [email protected]

DICK PIX MONTANA  

A modern-day Romeo (Richard Montana) and Juliet are banished from seeing each other after meeting at a video shoot for the Keep Ya Junk Clean safe-sex awareness campaign. They secretly communicate via text and Snapchat, until an errant sext lands Richard in jail for distributing child pornography, much to the delight of Julia's dad. What follows can only be adequately described as a Shakespearean cyber-thriller courtroom drama romantic tragi-comedy...originally produced by Broom Street Theater, DPM is an original play from the writer of Spread the Nudes and Lobotomy: the Musical!

A production by Emerald Condor Productions 
Any questions about this show, please email:  [email protected]
LOOKING FOR:
Richard "Picks" Montana - 18-year-old star safety, league interception leader, and awkward sexter

Frida Lawrence - Richard's defense attorney

Julia Capullo - a modern-day Julia. Sweet n' sassy.

Richard Peter, DA - Hard-nosed district attorney/creep

The Judge - No-nonsense judge, Packers fan

Ben Volio - Rich's faux-ghetto football buddy

Pa Capullo - An angry, angry man. And football coach.

Erika Adams, Newscaster - Professional, ditzy.

Legal Correspondent Orin Krupke - Legal expert.
REHEARSALS:  Feb 25 - March 29 (roughly)
SHOWS:  Mar 30 - April 14 (weekends)

Short, prepared monologue welcomed - not required


Any ?:  [email protected]
SWIMMING WITH SHARKS
by  George Huang  
in a version by Michael Lesslie
directed by Erica Case
produced by Alchemist Productions

LOOKING FOR:

2 Males – early 20’s, just out of college, just starting out in their careers

1 Male – early 20’s, just out of college, just starting his dream job, needs to be able to play excitedly starting career with a world of possibilities in front of him to that world has been crushed and he has nothing left to lose

1 Female – early 20’s, attractive, willing to use whatever assets she has to kick start her career


1 Female – mid to late 30’s, established in her life, confident in who she is and able to be focused and unaffected by what is happening around her


1 Male – early to mid 20’s, got famous really early and really fast, without a lot of work or real talent but thinks he is both hard-working and talented

REHEARSALS:  April 2 - May 2
SHOWS:  May 3 - 19 (weekends)

Short, prepared monologue welcomed - not required


Any ?:    [email protected]
COLUMBO:  PRESCRIPTION MURDER
by William Link & Richard L Levinson
directed by Aaron Kopec
produced by Alchemist Productions

LOOKING FOR:


MISS PETRIE - a pleasant, efficient woman with a genuine liking for people.

DR. ROY FLEMMING - a polished, urbane New York psychiatrist. Highly civilized, pragmatic, with a cold, functioning intelligence. He wears conservative, artfully-tailored suits.

CLAIRE FLEMMING - a brittle, sardonic product of New York's East side. She shows the strain of a loveless marriage.


SUSAN HUDSON - with a hint of latent sensuality, she is not particularly complicated, but as the play progresses she shows the burden of the increasing tension.


DAVE GORDON - a smooth, boyish lawyer with his eye on a political future.

REHEARSALS:  July 9 - Aug 2

SHOWS:  Aug 3 - Aug 18 (weekends)
Short, prepared monologue and/or a cappella song welcomed but not required.


Any ?:  [email protected]

THE FLESH TRADE
Youthful lady of the night and dancer Honey is getting sick working on the line when a mysterious survivor of the Donner Party offers her cold, hard, cash for procuring fresh meat. Is there really a way out of the brothel in late-1800s Tombstone, or has she bitten off more than she can chew? Corsets, cannibals, and cash collide in this darkly comic ragtime-infused musical. 
produced by Alchemist Productions & Emerald Condor Productions

LOOKING FOR:

Honey - Tough, scrappy prostitute who is trying to skip town and get out from under the thumb of her pimp father. Can dance and belt.

Sugar - A little older and wiser than Honey, Sugar is the quintessential hooker with a heart of gold.

Candy - The new alter ego of an aging Calamity Jane, who has gone back to the brothel after squandering all of the fast money she made with the Wild Bunch.


James Reed - A wealthy, well-connected cannibal from the East who survived the Donner Party disaster.

Papa Bear - Entrepreneur and operator of the Sweet Tooth Saloon; also Honey's dad and pimp. Also a drunk.

Seymour - One of Honey's clients and eventual victims

George - Cannibal and one of Honey's clients

REHEARSALS:  Sept 10 - Oct 17  (approx)

SHOWS:  Oct 18 - Nov 3 (with extensions likely)

LOVECRAFT

Alchemist Theatre's next immersive, throughout-the-building show inspired by the life and stories of H.P.Lovecraft.
Directed by Aaron Kopec
Produced by Alchemist Productions
LOOKING FOR:
Currently not looking for anyone or anything specific as the show is still under design so do NOT plan on auditioning for this specific show.
However, everyone who auditions for anything listed above and wishes to be considered for a call back for this production at a later time will be.       
Players will need to be brave, bold, adventurous and "backstage-drama" free. 

This production will be an elaborate "choose-your-own" adventure style show with traditional drama combined with movement, dance, and a bit of song that takes place within a massive custom-built environment.